Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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