We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
