It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
it hurts more in the daytime
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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