In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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