she looked like the before picture.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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