none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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