I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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