FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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