Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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