we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
tell me about the fingering
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