What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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