You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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