I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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