arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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