Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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