we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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