There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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