we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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