I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Randomize