no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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