He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
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