I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Randomize
