you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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