dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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