So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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