If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Randomize
