You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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