its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
She bit a glass in half.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
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