Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
how does that bad decision feel?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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