is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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