South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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