just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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