Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
