ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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