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  Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.

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• Crappy (pardon the pun) landlord: 1. Someone who rents you a house where the toilet clogs frequently.

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 5, 12 at 8:19pm

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• always poop on company time

  Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Nov 5, 12 at 5:52pm

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• I used to always laugh cause at a place I worked there would be this one guy who would complain that we were all in the bathroom, he came in at 6, we came in at 7 ... its like come on now

  Submitted by slammin211s on Nov 5, 12 at 8:11pm

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• If you take a 10 minute poop at work everyday, then in the course of a year your would spend over 40 hours pooping at work. That's a whole paycheck just for pooping!

  Submitted by SoTex on Nov 6, 12 at 10:53am

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• Has your roommate never heard of a courtesy flush?

  Submitted by ck24 on Nov 5, 12 at 8:26pm

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• no.fucking.way....do you see those nasty fuckers that shit there? fuck that.

  Submitted by plygtr85 on Nov 5, 12 at 7:31pm

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  • noise noise noise

    Submitted by WV_kiwi on Nov 5, 12 at 8:56pm

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• Non-Responsible roommate: 1. Get drunk and take massive shit in bathtub/shower.

  Submitted by Sgt_Ginger on Nov 5, 12 at 10:24pm

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