turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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