This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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