My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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