stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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