in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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