i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
My penis needs a shock collar
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
