His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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