Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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