At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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