Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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