He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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