Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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