awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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