kristin has been a bad kristin
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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