I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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