Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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