I think I died a long time ago.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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