I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
only you would photoshop your dick
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
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