And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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