This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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