I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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