at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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